What is it with boys and their privates? Yes I mean the down below privates.
Shaun has a huge obsession with being naked and what he calls his “business”. LOL. He loves to parade around before and after the shower while he is naked and even though Melinda yells at him every time he still continues to do it. I laugh every time he refers to it as his “business”. Not sure why, it must be the immature side of me.
Shaun messes with his “business” so much it has become a joke between Melinda and I. Shaun is either touching or scratching himself. Every time we ask what he is doing he says “I have itchy business”. Melinda and I have an inside joke where we call him itchy and scratchy since he scratches so much. He reminders me of Al Bundy on Married with Children.
This morning I was looking for Shaun so I could get him dressed for school and he was in the bathroom. I opened the door to see what he was doing because he was way to quiet and he was messing with his “business”. I am pretty sure I scared the crap out of him because when I opened the door he immediately stopped and looked at me and said “I wasn’t doing anything”. Considering I didn’t say anything at this point I knew something was up plus he was sitting on the toilet so his “business” should have been pointed inside of the toilet not outside. I will not go into any further details on how I knew what was going on considering I have already said too much. LOL.
What is crazy is he is only 6 years old. What the hell is going to happen when he is 13, 14, 15. God help us now. We are in for a rough road.
About Rob
I remember one of my friends having a 3 year old who liked to play with his business… She had told him that it was something they did in private and so she wandered into his room one night to find him with the covers pulled up to his chin, arms no where to be seen. He said "MOOOOOOOOOM! It's PRIVATE, GET OUT!"
Maybe after reading this post, I should be glad I have girls?!
LOL, oh my goodness, I sure remember our guys doing the same thing. Relax Dad he is just growing up.
Oh, dad! He has to figure out how the business works, along with all the ends and outs. He needs to know this before he gets .promoted later in life. Hopefully it is well after he is 13, 14 or 15. lol
Not sure about the parading naked, but I totally get the scratching! Got wake that root chakra up each day… ha.
Thank god I have a daughter. Good luck lol.
I didn't realize they started playing with their "business" at such a young age. I only have girls and they're both younger than him so I haven't dealt with that yet. Good luck!
LOL. My 5yo has finally been broken of messing with his, um, business. I don't expect that to last. They seem to have phases. One day, it's all he thinks about, the next, not so much. Boys are great, but this is SO not what I had in mind.
Word verification: tingly. See? Even blogger is in on it. We can now confirm the maleness of this particular software.
I have a 6 year old boy…now i am scared…thanks
http://www.atlmomguide.com
How funny! My 5 year old son was obsessed for a while with his "business" and I seemed to catch him constantly just looking and or fidgeting. Thank goodness he seems to have grown out of that stage for now!
gilland@etsu.edu
My son isn't even two yet and when I change his diaper, he "tickles" himself and tells me that it tickles.
I am just going to say this. I am glad I have girls. (my husband has all boys and they are all teenagers)
Oh, it's OK, when he's older he'll figure out how a door lock works! Lol