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What’s So Funny?

Because kids love JOKES…
Here’s a list of some of our kids favorite jokes. They are all clean and safe for kids so please share with your own kids 🙂

Q. Where do cows like to go on dates?
A. The moooooooo-vies!

Q. What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge door?
A. Shut the door, I’m dressing!

Q. What do you call a cow with no feet?
A. Ground Beef!

Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A bulldozer!

Q. Why do fish live in salt water?
A. Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Q. Why is it so hard to play poker in the jungle?
A. Because there are so many cheetahs!

Q. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A. He wanted his quarterback.

Q. What did the egg say to the other egg?
A. Let’s get cracking!

Q. How do you stop an Elephant from charging?
A. Take away his credit cards!

Q. What is the strongest animal?
A. A snail; he carries his house on his back.

Q. Why was the broom late?
A. He over-swept!

Q. What does a tree do when he’s ready to go home?
A. He leaves!

Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Who who?
What are you, an owl?

Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo, owls go who!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio who?
Radi-o not, here I come!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Queen who?
Queen as a whistle!

Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Omelet who?
Omelet smarter than I look!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?

I Disclose