What is it with boys and their privates? Yes I mean the down below privates.
Shaun has a huge obsession with being naked and what he calls his “business”. LOL. He loves to parade around before and after the shower while he is naked and even though Melinda yells at him every time he still continues to do it. I laugh every time he refers to it as his “business”. Not sure why, it must be the immature side of me.
Shaun messes with his “business” so much it has become a joke between Melinda and I. Shaun is either touching or scratching himself. Every time we ask what he is doing he says “I have itchy business”. Melinda and I have an inside joke where we call him itchy and scratchy since he scratches so much. He reminders me of Al Bundy on Married with Children.
This morning I was looking for Shaun so I could get him dressed for school and he was in the bathroom. I opened the door to see what he was doing because he was way to quiet and he was messing with his “business”. I am pretty sure I scared the crap out of him because when I opened the door he immediately stopped and looked at me and said “I wasn’t doing anything”. Considering I didn’t say anything at this point I knew something was up plus he was sitting on the toilet so his “business” should have been pointed inside of the toilet not outside. I will not go into any further details on how I knew what was going on considering I have already said too much. LOL.
What is crazy is he is only 6 years old. What the hell is going to happen when he is 13, 14, 15. God help us now. We are in for a rough road.
