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Things That Make You Go HMM

Here are a few questions I found on the internet that made me go HMM. If anyone has answers to the below please share.

  1. When people go mental, why do they get physically violent?
  2. If you get a beer belly by drinking beer, do you get a pot belly by smoking pot?
  3. If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown?
  4. Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?
  5. If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?
  6. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
  7. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  8. If ghosts go through walls, why don’t they fall through the floor?
  9. If Superglue is so good why doesn’t it stick to the inside of the tube?
  10. How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
  11. If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
  12. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
  13. How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn’t have anything to jot it down on?
  14. If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
  15. If you sneezed on a computer, would it get a virus?