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Sh!t, I just cursed in front of the kids AGAIN

Eligible for a Best Parenting Award I am NOT. For as long as I can remember I have been a cursing fool. Unfortunately I don’t tame it down as well as I should in front of the kids. I recently watched a webisode from Evenflo’s “Are You a Savvy Parent” series titled “How to Recover from a Potty Mouth moment”. I thought it was hysterical and a true representation of how Rob and I parent and occasionally screw up at it.

We always think the kids aren’t listening especially in the car. With the distractions of the DVD player, handheld games, iPods, music and more Rob and I think we can just chat about whatever we want. I usually comes back to bite up is the rear when Shaun speaks up with “What does #@$* mean?”
“Um, nothing!” “That’s not what we said.” “Dad and I were talking about something else.” “Mind your business.” “Watch your movie or I’m turning it off.” Pick any of those phrases, that’s usually how we respond.

With Sabreena we discuss anything and everything. With Shaun we try to explain some things so he can mildly understand but also let him know that it isn’t to be repeated. Shae is a monkey and will do and say anything Rob does, she’s at the mimic Daddy cursing stage. We hide our giggle, let her say it once or twice then say that’s enough, it’s a bad word, don’t say it anymore.

When you are caught in a potty mouth moment how do you recover? What topics are off limits when the kids are within earshot or even in the same house? How do you explain to your kids that just because they hear certain words or discussions they aren’t to be repeated?

Evenflo has just released the Momentum 65 DLX Convertible Car Seat, with features that help make safety, installation and use as easy as possible for parents. Evenflo andJuiceBoxJungle sponsored me to write this post.




Wordless Wednesday – Shae And Her Mask

Here is Shae and her funny mask.  She looks so miserable. LOL.  Happy Wordless Wednesday!



Wordless Wednesday – I Bet Your TV Stand Doesn’t Have Foil In It!!

We are moving at the end of this month and we gave our entertainment center away today but we needed something to put our TV on so we moved our microwave to make room for our TV.



The Importance of Comments-with a funny twist, Say the Things

Our friend Greg-Telling Dad has some opinions to share about the comments that you readers leave on the blogs you read.  He wrote the lyrics and edited this awesome song.
I along with a bunch of other blog celebrities, their families and of course Greg’s family (the cutie curly top tot is Kamryn, Greg’s daughter) participated in a song/video parody to the tune of Miley’s 7 Things. I actually hadn’t heard the original song before Greg’s video; his vocalist is awesome!!!

Check out the antics, foolishness and passion the other bloggers and I show for their blog then head over to Telling Dad and tell him what a great job he did.  Seriously, it is awesome!!!  (i’m in 3 different spots, can you see me)




Always have a video camera handy

With 3 kids there is something monumental going on at all times. It could be Sabreena cutting her own hair because it’s not looking the way it should, Shaun flying over the handlebars of his bike because his brakes failed or Shae drinking toilet water saying, “Mmmm good soup”. Unless we are armed with a video camera at all times we will miss a lot of things.

One thing we did miss recently was Shae completely being a toddler. Rob and I were away for a few hours and my parents were watching the children. Shaun and Shae were in the TV room; Shae has her back to Shaun, he doesn’t pay much attention to her anyway so she goes along doing what she was doing.
She goes up to show Mom-Mom and Pop-Pop her pretty new nails. She has painted them black with a giant permanent marker, skin and all. They panic, wash her up and then wonder where she got a marker. The utility room door is open, there is marker on the green leather sofa and on Shae’ s pants. The bulk of the ink washed off in the bath, by the next day there was just a faint reminder of her lovely artwork.

It doesn’t matter where kids are, home, friends, school or with the trusty grandparents kids WILL do something that is video camera worthy to be shared with EVERYONE and cherished for years to come, as well as used as embarrassing moments for their teen years.

The opinions and descriptions presented belong solely to LookWhatMomFound…and Dad too! Canon has released the PowerShot SX210 IS, which combines the ability to take great photos & also shoot high definition video. Canon and JuiceBoxJungle sponsored me to write this post, and talk about what shooting video means to my family Your experiences and reactions may differ from ours.




Showering and Thinking of Cookies

Sabreena made cookies for dessert but I told Shaun to shower first.

this is Rob’s depiction of Shaun’s super fast shower.  I made him keep doing it because it was too funny.


Shaun was in the shower about 2-3 minutes when he turned off the water, Rob made him turn the water back on but I think he just stood under the running water waiting for the OK to get out.




Riot in Walmart

Rob and I went shopping a few day ago at our least favorite store, Walmart. Not sure if it’s the customers or the employees or the whacked out set up but we kinda avoid it. Anyway, Shae needed summer clothes and well for a 2 year old Garanimals are perfect.

We go in, head straight for the kids section in the back and begin to bicker over outfits. Rob kept telling me that the animals HAD to match. I say they make them to mix and match now. We settled on an armful of $3 pieces and wouldn’t you know the power goes out. This is when the panic set it. I looked at Rob and said “This is how riots start”. He laughed but I was dead serious. I kept telling him let’s go, let’s walk to the front, I don’t want to be robbed or mugged or stampeded. Rob’s still laughing.

I insisted that the looting was about to start. At any moment things were going to be flying off the shelves and women were going to start screaming and people were gonna start stealing the flat panels. Rob said “Want me to shove this stuff under my shirt?. Instant eyeroll, seriously, was he willing to go to jail for $30 worth of Garanimals?
The power stayed off and we exited the store. The experience was actually quite calm, no screaming, yelling, destruction of property or any expected shenanigans. All the customers just left their carts in the aisles and walked out.

I’m not crazy though, I instantly imagined the news flashing images of people busting past the cashiers with diapers, DVDs and fishing poles, oh and Rob with matchy matchy toddler clothes shoved in his jacket. The scene was perfect my neighbors just couldn’t pull it off though, maybe they are higher class than I give them credit for.
This is a sponsored post but the opinions and descriptions presented belong solely to LookWhatMomFound…and Dad too! Your experiences and reactions may differ from ours.




Pet Peeves

We all have them but here’s a list of mine that happen right in my own house LOL.

  • Shoes left by the front door
  • Wet spots on the bathroom rug after showers
  • Inside out socks in the laundry
  • People who say “you know what I mean”
  • Lip smacking while eating
  • Toothpaste spit in the sink
  • Interruptions while I’m trying to explain something
  • Teenage mumbling
  • Needing 3 remotes just to watch 1 movie
  • When all the sofa cushions get used for a fort then get left there at bedtime
  • When dirty cups sit next to the sink instead of in it
  • When the little one insists on using real spoons and bowls in her play kitchen




Is This Guy Freaking Serious?

If you guys have met me in person or have seen pictures of me you would know I am a tall guy. I am about 6’2 and my legs are long as heck.

I ride the bus to work because it is cheaper than driving and parking in the city. For the most part I don’t mind riding the bus but I am serious when I say the bus is like the airlines; cramped with ZERO leg room for us tall people.
One day last week on my bus ride home from work we made one last stop before we get on the highway and one guy gets on. I am not kidding when I say there were about 10-15 other open seats but this guy decides to sit with me. Are you freaking serious? First off I am a dude and dudes should not sit next to dudes on the bus (not cool) and second he saw I was cramped. Why would he not see that and move to another seat? I was so cramped I had to use my left hand to get my Blackberry out of my right pocket. The dude was so close I could have put my hand in his pocket. So not only did he cram me up but he had the balls to take out a book and start reading. Again, are you freaking serious? I can hardly move but you are reading a book. This man almost caught an elbow for that.

So after my 20 minute ride of pain and misery due to my leg cramping up the bus came to my stop. So I politely said “Excuse Me” to the dude who had to sit next to me. Nothing, this joker didn’t budge. So I had to snap my finger and say “Yo, this is my stop and I need you to move now”. I really don’t like being rude but after this bus ride I was ticked off and I was ready to throw down and it would have been game on if this guy would have said something smart to me.

I learned a valuable lesson from this experience. Sit on the outside seat with my backpack occupying the inside seat and refuse to move unless I am the only empty seat on the bus and even then you better be pregnant.




Wordless Wednesday-The Man Your Man Could Smell Like

This is one of me and Melinda’s favorite commercials.